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Co-Workers from Hell

coHi guys. Hope you are all well. Now I think by now y’all already now me well and how I write only about my true experience. It could be mine personally or from my family members. So when we get jobs, we usually have this vision where every thing and everyone is just perfect. You to work with a smile and leave with a smile. Sadly, that is a reality to very, and I mean very few people, the number is almost negligible. You meet characters at the office bruh, and from that you can clearly see whether your life at work is going to be a comedy, drama, or horror movie. These are the characters I star with…..still not sure of the genre of my movie though

  1. Deskmate=BFFs co-worker

I share a desk with a lady at work and from day one she has somehow assumed that since we share a desk were are automatically buddies. She follows me to lunch, to the bathroom, she shares her tofu sandwiches with me….everyday. I think it sweetish but its borderline creepy. When she starts asking about the outfit i will wear to work the next day so we can match, or escorting me home when she lives all the way across town from me. *Cough Cough* Its time for me to get a personal desk.

2. Whining Wendy

The co-worker that is NEVER happy about anything in life. She just whines and whines and whines until your ears bleed. If you hang around with them long enough you may just catch the Whining bug too and become depressed. whineIts their awful spouse, their unappreciative children, their unanswered prayers, their two timing friends! Well, dah, no one wants to be around a whiner! Its their low salary, their long hours of work, them not getting laid!! I don’t wanna hear that crap! I got my own load to deal with but I chose to suffer in silence. hell, if I let it all out people be starting a charity fund just for me. Repel this co-worker like a sour fruit.

3. Charming Chandler aka the user.

 Yep you know him. The one guy that flashes his perfect pearly white teeth at you and you are ready to sell your kidney for him. He uses his charms and looks to get sweet old people like you to do all the work for him. At the end of the day his work load is at -50 coz you felt sincere enough to help him with today’s and tomorrow’s workload. And your situation?? Let’s just say your somewhere between carrying your work home or staying at the office till morning?ch It sucks!! Like you constantly ask yourself is he genuinely very persuasive and sleek …or is he using some kind of witchcraft? Listen, here’s a trick for you, when he comes by to your desk and he flashes his perfect smile at you turn your head to the right, turn your head to the left, and turn your head to the right again. And repeat until he goes away. Remember to have your eyes closed all this time coz you need to remain strong. Looking into his pool of blue eyes will not help!

4. Invisible Amy. 

Hahahaha have you ever had a staff meeting and the boss asks if everyone is there, people do a quick head count and y’all confidently reply “yes”. Then the door squeaks and in comes the one colleague that people always forget about. They are always super quiet and have their desks at a far corner of the office. You practically never hear their voices and they are constantly having their heads down. Why?? They are super timid its unhealthy. Invisible Amys need a boost in self confidence and just genuine welcoming smile. This will straight up take care of their invisibility syndrome.

5. Boss’s pet aka Snitchsn

That one person that is always favoured by the boss even if they do…… absolutely nothing. These people can be so annoying! They know that they can get away with anything since they have the big boss on their side. They feel like they should be called boss #2 or something. Irritating little people. Usually they have nothing better to do than dig for office drama and gossip and play the snitch. No one wants to ever be around these people, but when they are they have on the most fake pasted smile. The good side is that it’s a workplace and people need to speak out whenever they feel uncomfortable. So when the snitch comes along, you have a the right to tell it like it is, you don’t appreciate their attitude and the only time you may talk to them is when it is absolutely necessary. If not they should just respect your space.

So these are the types of guys that I personally have to be around for most part of the week. Sometimes its easy but sometimes I feel like just walking out like they do in the movies. In the end all I usually do is have a woosah moment and then treat myself to a nice looooong lunch. I believe that everyone can learn to get along better once we know each others attitudes and behaviors. Which co-workers do you face at work on the daily? 


prettyHi guys, let me teach you a new thing I discovered. ‘Did you know that your level of bitchiness is inversely proportional to your beauty when you have Brazilian weaves,  foundation and Chanel perfumes and other material things as constants?’ In simpler terms “The nastier your attitude, the uglier you get”. I know some time somewhere you might have experienced this equation in person. Remember that time when you saw this beautiful lady walking along the street? She was like a goddess…until you bumped into her by accident and she opened her foul mouth and started spitting out venom! For me, in such situations, people turn from the beautiful Tyra Banks to the Grinch in nano seconds. When she starts hauling out those curses and sneering at you, admit it you see beyond her fake lashes and butt and see her like she truly is…UGLY.       

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It is sad that this happens so often, I meet ugly people everyday! I met one just last week, at a client’s office. She was at the front desk. My first vision, Christina Milian look-a-like with her perfect brows, her glossy lips and maxi dress. Until I asked for assistance! Just an innocent smile and polite hello turned her into one of the oaks from The lord of the Rings!

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She clicked her tongue and rolled her eyes at me while giving me the visitors’ book to sign! Why? What did I do? It’s your job to attend to me, isn’t it? Really guys, just because you are caked in makeup and dressed in killer outfits it will not hide your true ugliness. It is not sufficient to suppress all your nastiness and funky attitudes. The moment people are like


know that you have successfully revealed the dragon underneath all that MAC concealer and “Dollypink” powder blush! Some ladies then go ahead and start straightening their wigs and applying their gloss and I am like “You don’t need more makeup! You need to google for your nearest Exorcist or something cause the way your face contorted right now just ain’t right!”

*Sigh* The only solution is to be beautiful inside and out. Then you will see, that sometimes you don’t even need the makeup and all that glitters and gold. Your inner beauty will radiate all the way to the outside.All the material things will just be adding an extra sometimes not necessary oomph! Well, at least that is what LadyChi thinks. You?


sma    Okay Okay now this is something that I just had to share. I want to know if I am the only one that thinks it is totally ridiculous. We are in the era of smartphones, I will be an idiot to deny that fact. These things got us walking and sitting around like zombies. smpfThey help us in so many ways and they definitely get the work done. They have everything on them that can entertain us better than the life that is going on around us. This includes, “Social Networks”; the murderers of actual face-to-face conversations and the killers of the true meaning of socializing. If you aint tweeting, you are chatting on whatsapp, if you aint chatting you are browsing and liking them photos on Facebook, or better yet, you are uploading yours on Instagram. That’s for the youngsters, as for the old folks, people are checking their e-mails, people are always reading people’s profiles on LinkedIn. Hey it never stops! But I am led to believe that although these smartphone-obssessed individulas exist there are also people that don’t live in the network, they barely exist in the net world. People like me. People who can still function if they happen to forget their phones at home;those who can still get through the day even if they had their phone stolen; those who don’t burst into tears because they got only one retweet in the last hour. And we are perfectly normal. I mean yeah we pop into them sites and networks from time to time because we do not live under rocks, but it is just that our immune systems happen to work a little better in stopping us from becoming full blown addicts. smartp 2However, there are these funny individuals that don’t really get it that you are perfectly normal if you live through a minute without having your eyes glued to your phone screen. I mean they crack me up. I swear I have seen people do this on countless occasions, this is the sequence –opens gallery-scrolls first five pics-closes gallery-goes to alarm settings-puts on alarm-puts off alarm- checks messages (nothing new)-checks FB (no new status)-goes to notifications (no new notifications)- starts rearranging the apps icons (things move from left to right then back again-goes to twitter-writes an entire sentence only to erase it all and quit-starts the sequence all over again. WHY!!!!!!! You are from work, probably tired as hell, take some time to relax and appreciate the cool breeze that is caressing your face. When was the last time you looked up at the stars? Take a look around you, spot the idiots that are pretending to busy on their phones and have yourself a good laugh. Your child is trying to tie their own shoe laces did you notice? I did that is why I bent down and helped them out while you were liking pictures on Insta. So yeah, on those rare moments when your phone is not beeping or vibrating take a look around, appreciate life and smile. Well, at least that is what I think you should do… On which end do you see yourself?


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